User Profile

The FOR STARTERS Side:
01. Time you start: 10:10 AM
02. Full Name: Laurence John Weseloh
03. Nicknames: Johnny, Jack, and on a very rare occasion, Journalist John Whinnymoo-hoo
04. Screen names: ars_bushido, gunstar_verteron
05. Pet(s): Had a few, nothing recent
07. GPA: It’s LIMBO TIME!!!
08. Sex: Male
09. Birthdate: 27 April 1982
10. Zodiac sign: Taurus
11. Location: Presently? Whittier, CA
12. Hair color: Brown
13. Eye color: I’ve been told hazel, I’ve been told gray, so I’m gonna go with hazel-gray
14. Siblings: Two half-sisters
15. Bestfriend(s): A few

The CRUSH Side:
16. Crush: Anyone Jennifer Connelly/Mia Sara-esque
17. Girlfriend/Boyfriend: Nah
18. If you could go out with anyone, who would it be: Claire from Free Enterprise

The PAST Side:
19. Memory [thing] you miss most: My Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles soundtrack tape
20. If you could go back in time, where would you go: Probably back to when Rod Serling was still alive and in full Twilight Zone mode. I want to meet him so bad…so goddamn bad
21. Memory you would like to forget: I forgot it already
22. What'd you do yesterday: Let’s see…:woke up on the late side, had some soup out of the can (no really, DIRECTLY out of the can, I like it that way), spent some time with a good friend, semi-finalized my plans for the next six months to five years
23 Last person you talked to on the phone: Brian, around midnight. Woke my ass up and then couldn’t spit out what he wanted to say. I love you, man, but get to the fucking point
24. Last thing you said: “Woooooo!”
25. Last song you listened to: A very good blues piece featuring Toots Thielmann on harmonica and guitar

The FAVORITE Side:
28. TV show: Twilight Zone, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (seasons 1-3 and sometimes 4), Star Trek (any incarnation, including those awful animated ones), anything from MTV’s Oddities i.e. The Maxx, The Head, Aeon Flux
29. Song: Higher and Higher by Jackie Wilson
30. Color: Blue, Gray, Brown, Black
31. Day of the week: Thursday
32. Month: July
33. Month: Again, July
34. Number(s): 4, 17, 42
(i think that we're missing a few there)
37. Ice cream: Chocolate or coconut pineapple
38. Candy: Reese’s Cups
39. Channel: SciFi, Boomerang, History Channel
40. Shampoo/Conditioner: VO5 Sun-Kissed Raspberry (or is it Strawberry?)
41. Saturday Night Live quote: “…While George Washington Carver died penniless and insane trying to play a phonograph record with a peanut.”
42. Favorite sport and Sports Team: English football, Liverpool and Man. U
43. Actor/Actress: Tim Robbins
44. Non-alcoholic Drink: Cherry Coke
45. Band/ Singer: Juno Reactor
(there is no 46!!)
47. Movie: In the Mouth of Madness or The Chase

The ONE OR THE OTHER Side:
48. *N Sync OR BSB: Tough one. Nsync had a good thing with Bye Bye Bye and Space Cowboy, but BSB kicked major ass with Larger Than Life
49. Peanut butter OR Jelly: Peanut butter, goes better with milk
50. Boxers OR Briefs: Tighty whities forever, man
51. Matt OR Ben: Matt. He so funny…
52. MTV OR VH1: VH1, simply because of Pop-Up Video
53. Apples OR Oranges: Dude, that’s like comparing apples and…oh…ah ha haaa!
54. Vanilla OR Chocolate: Chocolate
55. Flowers OR Candy: Flowers…mmm, chrysanthemums…
56. Dawson's Creek OR Felicity: Both suck, and I bid you good day
57. Romantic, Comedy, Horror, OR other: What about a romantic comedy-horror, like So I Married an Ax Murderer, or Haunted Honeymoon
58. TV OR Radio: I don’t know, man…but I’ll pit my Jack Benny against your Jamie Kennedy any day, COME ON, LET’S GO!!!
59. Max and Liz OR Michael and Maria: …sigh…
60. Joey and Pacey OR Joey and Dawson: again, sigh…

The BELIEVE OR NOT Side:
61. Do you believe in angels: Yes
62. Aliens: Yes
63. Heaven & Hell: Yes
64. God: Yes
65. Yourself: Not sure
66. Love at first Sight: Yes
67. True Love: Yes
68. Soul Mates: Yes

The HAVE YOU EVER Side:
69. Been on a plane: Once
70. Cried in public: Can’t remember, so probably yes
71. Climbed a tree: Yes
72. Fell asleep in a Movie Theater: Nope, John loves the movies
73. Met a celebrity: Spent some time with Union Underground
74. Been scared to get a shot: Nah
75. Shopped at Abercrombie & Fitch: Didn’t they write the Mikado?
76. Skipped skool: ALL the damn time
77. Gone out of the country: Oh, I’m Leeeeavin’ on a Jet Plane…!

The WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR Side:
78. Bill Clinton: Nice guy, did wonders for the country, got stuck with some bad shit, too bad
79. Dreams: Recurring
80. Sex: Out there somewhere
81. Whipped Cream: The chocolate kind tastes like pudding, hee
82. South Park: Now that’s some messed-up shit
83. Boy Bands: They comprise a large portion of suck in this world
84. Guys: That’s me
85. Girls: That’s them
86. Death: “What’s in there?” “…Only what you take with you.”

The WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER BE Side:
87. Dog/Cat: Dog
88. Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate
89. Pen/Pencil: Pen
90. Boy/Girl: Boy


The QUESTIONS THAT DON'T MATTER, BUT I'M STILL ASKING Side:
92. Are you getting tired of this survey: A little, yeah
93. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Not since I spoon-fed that nymphomaniac a whole box of Peeps until she fell unconscious
94. How many buddies do you have on your list: Why does everyone keep asking about my damn list?
95. Do you like this survey: Yeah, it was fun
96. One pillow or two, cotton or feather: Two, feather
97. Last CD you bought: Jesus, probably Shango by Juno Reactor. I burn now, thank you
98. Last movie you saw: A&E’s adaptation of The Lost World
99. How long are you in the shower: Until my hair squeaks and all the dirt comes off
100. How do you eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup: (SHOOM, GULP!) What?
101. What does your screen name mean?: Ars, contrary to popular opinion does not stand for arse, but is rather an homage to Robert Heinlein’s Glory Road. Bushido is the code of the samurai, which I won’t pretend to follow, but I do try to adapt certain portions of that wonderful philosophy into my daily doings
102. Right, Left, or Ambidextrous: Write with the right, punch with the left
103. What is on your mouse pad: The mouse, at present
104. What is under your bed: Carpet and a skateboard, neither of which get much use, I’m afraid
105. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll
pop: Dear God, those things suck (no pun intended)
106. Of all the people you sent this to, how many would most likely
respond: Three. Of course, I haven’t sent this to anyone, so I’m probably guessing

The HAVE YOU EVER Side:
107. Been Kissed: Yes
108. Been In Love: Yes
109. Had Alcohol: Yes
110. Done any kind of drug: Yes
111. Failed a grade: No
112. Skipped a grade: No
113. Sang and Danced while alone in your room: Too often
114. Missed someone: Far too often

The WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU Side:
115. Cried: Can’t remember
116. Told someone not related to you that you love them: Too long ago
117. You were on the phone: About twenty minutes ago. They didn’t pick up, however, so I wonder if that counts
118. You laughed until you cried: That happens too often to measure
119. You stayed home all weekend voluntarily: Can’t remember
120. What time is it now: 3:36 PM. The blasted computer cut out on me, so I had to restart this thing, but not before taking care of a few things, so all in all, total time on this was about 30-40 minutes, tops.

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